Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!Your objective is simple: world domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: madness
Stage OneTo begin your plan, you must first devour a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?
Stage TwoNext, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage ThreeFinally, you must let loose your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an End to Sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your Mystical Abilities, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
Generate your evil plan here.